miss you cards

miss you cards

Finally, miss you cards that let you tell someone you miss them without sounding like a big beefy loser! Now, thanks to Uncooked's bizarrely sweet selection of miss you cards, you can let someone know you're missing them in a fun, silly, and somewhat preposterous way. All of our miss you cards contain the perfect amount of mushiness, shop our selection of miss you cards now and see for yourself!

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tight buttocks

outside text:
the worst part about not getting to see you everyday is you not getting to see me. between my elegant haircut and tight buttocks, i'm practically perfect.

inside text:
miss you

tight buttocks.
$3.25

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stinky knees

outside text:
i miss your giant face. and your long neck. and your knobby elbows. and your pointy ankles. and your stinky knees.

inside text:
miss you

stinky knees.
$3.25

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stinks like pickles

outside text:
it really stinks not seeing you whenever i want. it stinks like pickles.

inside text:
miss you

stinks like pickles.
$3.25

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transport yourself

outside text:
i wish you were smarter so that you could invent a transporter and transport yourself over to me whenever we wanted.

inside text:
miss you

transport yourself.
$2.50

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eat my tears

outside text:
some mornings when i really miss you i cry into my bowl of cereal and eat my tears.

inside text:
miss you

eat my tears.
$3.25

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those idiots

outside text:
it drives me crazy how big this world is. those idiots should have made it smaller so we could be closer and not have to miss each other so much.

inside text:
miss you

those idiots.
$3.25

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monkey arms

outside text:
it's days like these i wish i had long monkey arms like you. that way whenever we missed each other we could just stick out our arms and practically touch.

inside text:
miss you

monkey arms.
$3.25

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shaped like an egg

outside text:
it's been so long, i can barely remember what you look like. all i remember is that your eyes are really crooked and that your head is kind of shaped like an egg.

inside text:
miss you

shaped like an egg.
$3.25

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