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introducing 27 sparkly new uncooked cards!

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complete denial

outside text:
here's to another year of being in complete denial of how old you actually are

inside text:
happy birthday

complete denial.
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birthday hugs

outside text:
sending big warm uncomfortably long birthday hugs your way

inside text:
happy birthday

birthday hugs.
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let's party

outside text:
one day we'll have long saggy breasteses. until then let's party

inside text:
happy birthday

let's party.
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our underwear

outside text:
the older we get the bigger our underwear gets

inside text:
happy birthday

our underwear.
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your stupid

outside text:
here's your stupid birthday card.

inside text:
happy birthday

your stupid.
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looked better

outside text:
it's your birthday and quite honestly you've never looked better. well, obviously you looked better a few years ago but what can you do.

inside text:
happy birthday

looked better.
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celebrating

outside text:
i'm not going to let anything get in the way of us celebrating your birthday. well, unless i get diarrhea. then i won't be celebrating anything.

inside text:
happy birthday

celebrating.
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remembering

outside text:
just when i thought i couldn't be any more thoughtful i surprise myself by remembering your birthday

inside text:
happy birthday

remembering.
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my pocket

outside text:
i wish you were a lot smaller so i could fit you in my pocket and carry you around wherever i want

inside text:
blank

my pocket.
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weird world

outside text:
you're my favorite human being in this whole wide weird world

inside text:
blank

weird world.
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without you

outside text:
i'm pretty sure that without you, i'd probably be unable to breathe and just like, die.

inside text:
blank

without you.
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courage

outside text:
i'm so glad you had the courage to ask out the prettiest person in the world

inside text:
blank

courage.
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you're perfect

outside text:
it's so obvious everyone wants to be me. not because i'm so breathtaking but because i have you. and you're perfect.

inside text:
blank

you're perfect.
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every day

outside text:
every day i fall in love with you more and more. well, not every day. yesterday you were pretty annoying.

inside text:
blank

every day.
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stop eating

outside text:
i'd die without your friendship. or at least stop eating for like a day.

inside text:
blank

stop eating.
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judgemental

outside text:
you're the only person i can be my real judgemental superficial self with.

inside text:
blank

judgemental.
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prettier

outside text:
i love that we don't let things like the fact that i'm prettier or funnier get in the way of our perfect friendship.

inside text:
blank

prettier.
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over here

outside text:
you're all the way over there. and i'm all the way over here. and i just wish we could be all over the way somewhere together.

inside text:
miss you

over here.
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pop off

outside text:
next time i see you i'm gonna hug you so tight your head's gonna pop off.

inside text:
miss you

pop off.
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about you

outside text:
when i'm not thinking about you i'm thinking about when i'm going to start thinking about you again.

inside text:
thinking of you

about you.
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choosed

outside text:
choosing you was the best choice i ever choosed.

inside text:
happy anniversary

choosed.
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old and fat

outside text:
i always knew you were going to find the perfect person to grow old and fat with.

inside text:
congratulations

old and fat.
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jealous

outside text:
i'm 94% happy for you and only 6% totally insanely jealous.

inside text:
congratulations

jealous.
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tis the season

outside text:
tis the season to start annoying the crap out of everyone by saying tis the season.

inside text:
happy holidays

tis the season.
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everest

outside text:
wishing you the warmest happiest brightest peacefullest holidayest everest.

inside text:
happy holidays

everest.
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enchiladas

outside text:
joy hope peace enchiladas.

inside text:
happy holidays

enchiladas.
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gone

outside text:
sorry all the good valentine's day cards were gone. this was all that was left.

inside text:
happy valentine's day

gone.
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