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new cards

introducing 21 sparkly new uncooked cards!

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a million

outside text:
if i were rich i'd buy you a million birthday presents. but i'm not so deal with it.

inside text:
happy birthday

a million.
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no sense

outside text:
i'm glad it's your birthday today because if it wasn't giving you this card would make absolutely no sense.

inside text:
happy birthday

no sense.
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best years

outside text:
your best years are still ahead of you. i think. there's really no way to know for sure.

inside text:
happy birthday

best years.
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be proud

outside text:
it's your birthday and you should be proud. i'm not really sure of what but i'm sure we can think of something.

inside text:
happy birthday

be proud.
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best present

outside text:
the best present to get someone is friendship. which is why i didn't get you an actual present this year.

inside text:
happy birthday

best present.
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so call me

outside text:
i know it's your birthday and not the time to talk about me but i really want to talk about me so call me after you read this.

inside text:
happy birthday

so call me.
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rocket

outside text:
always do your best. unless you don't feel like it. then don't do anything.

inside text:
blank

rocket.
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mountain

outside text:
you can anything. except the things you can't do.

inside text:
blank

mountain.
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flower

outside text:
it's never too late to be who you are. unless it is too late.

inside text:
blank

flower.
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footsteps

outside text:
don't be afraid of tomorrow. unless there's something scary happening tomorrow.

inside text:
blank

footsteps.
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rainbow

outside text:
today you're going to make a difference. or who knows, maybe you won't. maybe you'll just do nothing all day.

inside text:
blank

rainbow.
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pretty close

outside text:
i've been searching my whole life for the perfect friendship. i still haven't found it yet but what we have is pretty close.

inside text:
blank

pretty close.
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fart

outside text:
all i've ever wanted was a friend i could fart around. so, thank you.

inside text:
blank

fart.
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when i ask

outside text:
thank you for your friendship and your kindness and for lending me money next month when i ask.

inside text:
blank

when i ask.
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their tongues

outside text:
i bet when people see us kissing in public they wish they were us and that our tongues were their tongues.

inside text:
blank

their tongues.
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kiss you

outside text:
if i could wake up every morning and kiss you all over i would. i just can't because i don't really have that kind of time to waste in the morning.

inside text:
blank

kiss you.
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each other

outside text:
i love that we still love each other and that we haven't gotten divorced yet.

inside text:
blank

each other.
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face off

outside text:
if we weren't together, i'd find the person you were with instead of me and twist their face off.

inside text:
blank

face off.
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297

outside text:
i've only thought of you two hundred and ninety six time today. make that two hundred and ninety seven.

inside text:
thinking of you

297.
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while i have you

outside text:
happy holidays to you and your family. and while i have you, happy new year, birthday, and anniversary.

inside text:
happy holidays

while i have you.
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wonderful holiday

outside text:
you're going to have a wonderful holiday full of love and laughter. and i'm going to be right outside your window, watching every second of it.

inside text:
happy holidays

wonderful holiday.
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