Friendship cards

Friendship cards

The best part about having best friends is that you can send them really
stupid friendship cards like these. Sold individually and in packs.

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fart

outside text:
all i've ever wanted was a friend i could fart around. so, thank you.

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fart.
$2.50

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better place

outside text:
it's people like you that make this world a better place. well, you and those recycling bin thingies.

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better place.
$3.25

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perfect friendship

outside text:
i love that we don't let things like the fact that i'm prettier or funnier get in the way of our perfect friendship.

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perfect friendship.
$3.25

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mashed potatoes

outside text:
we're the kind of friends that will be friends until we're old and gray and our bodies look like giant sacks of mashed potatoes sitting next to each other.

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mashed potatoes.
$3.25

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borrow your balm

outside text:
the best part about having you as a friend is that i can borrow your lip balm and not worry about getting herpes.

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borrow your balm.
$3.25

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pee on myself

outside text:
not that i do weird things like bleach my lip hair or pee on myself in the shower but if i did you're the only person i would tell.

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pee on myself.
$3.25

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grow up to be famous

outside text:
i'm so amazed we're still such great friends. i always thought i'd grow up to be famous and forget about all the little people, like you.

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grow up to be famous.
$3.25

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pretty close

outside text:
i've been searching my whole life for the perfect friendship. i still haven't found it yet but what we have is pretty close.

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pretty close.
$3.25

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when i ask

outside text:
thank you for your friendship and your kindness and for lending me money next month when i ask.

inside text:
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when i ask.
$3.25

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bet we were sisters

outside text:
we're so alike, i bet we were sisters in another life. and i was the more talented one.

inside text:
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bet we were sisters.
$3.25

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can't remember

outside text:
i've learned so much from our friendship over the years. just don't ask me what because i can't remember.

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can't remember.
$3.25

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lost without you

outside text:
i'd be so lost without you. no, like literally, i'd probably be lost in the woods or something.

inside text:
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lost without you.
$3.25

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enormous pupils

outside text:
good friends like you are hard to find. luckily i have enormous pupils.

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enormous pupils.
$3.25

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cloned

outside text:
you're such a good person, your parents should have cloned you. even if it was really dangerous and there was a chance you could die.

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cloned.
$3.25

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