cards by pets

cards by pets

the first and only line of greeting cards made by pets for people!

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totally dead

outside text:
happy birthday to the person who keeps me alive. without you 'd be totally dead.

inside text:
happy birthday

totally dead.
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dog years

outside text:
in dog years you don't even wanna know how old you are today.

inside text:
happy birthday

dog years.
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bigger lips

outside text:
i wish i had bigger lips so i could help you blow out your candles. also, i wish that my breath didn't feel like feet.

inside text:
happy birthday

bigger lips.
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weirdo

outside text:
happy birthday weirdo. i mean awesome owner person.

inside text:
happy birthday

weirdo.
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totally obsessed

outside text:
i'm totally completely one hundred percent obsessed with you.

inside text:
blank

totally obsessed.
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smelly

outside text:
i know i'm smelly and annoying sometimes but so are you. so there.

inside text:
blank

smelly .
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napping

outside text:
i love napping with you. also, i just really love napping.

inside text:
blank

napping.
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same

outside text:
i love that you kiss me even though my mouth and butt area smells exactly the same.

inside text:
blank

same.
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sometimes

outside text:
sometimes when you're sleeping i pretend i'm sleeping too but i'm really just watching you.

inside text:
blank

sometimes.
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creep

outside text:
i really hope you come back soon from wherever you went so i can stop staring out the window, waiting for you like a big creep.

inside text:
miss you

creep.
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kisses

outside text:
sending big sloppy dog breath kisses your way.

inside text:
miss you

kisses.
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carpet

outside text:
sorry i keep peeing in the house. i promise it will never happen again until i forget i said this and do it again.

inside text:
sorry

carpet.
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