baby cards

baby cards

from making babies to getting married to graduating, our quirky collection of congrats
cards makes applauding peoples successes that much more funner.

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marshmallow

outside text:
your new baby is so soft and tender i bet it grows up to be a marshmallow.

inside text:
congratulations

marshmallow.
$3.25

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warm and fuzzy

outside text:
may your new baby make you feel warm and fuzzy like a bumble bee baking in an oven.

inside text:
congratulations

warm and fuzzy.
$3.25

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sell it for lots of money

outside text:
you're so lucky you have such a cute baby. if you'reever strapped for cash, you could probably sell it for lots of money.

inside text:
congratulations

sell it for lots of money.
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probably not

outside text:
just thinking about how much joy your baby will bring you makes me want to have a baby soon too. but probably not.

inside text:
congratulations

probably not.
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gorgeous

outside text:
out of all my friends, you have the most gorgeous baby ever. you should know though, most of my friends are really ugly.

inside text:
congratulations

gorgeous.
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tender nipples

outside text:
i was so excited when i heard you were pregnant. it's almost like i'm having a baby too, but without the stretch marks and tender nipples.

inside text:
congratulations

tender nipples.
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such great parents

outside text:
you're gonna be such great parents, your child is going to adore you. or who knows, maybe it won't. maybe it'll think you're both really irritating.

inside text:
congratulations

such great parents.
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as soon as it grows ears

outside text:
your baby has no idea how lucky it is to have the both of you. as soon as it grows ears, i'm going to tell it that.

inside text:
congratulations

as soon as it grows ears.
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a little creepy

outside text:
i'm so excited for you and not at all jealous. okay, i'm a little jealous but not in a creepy way. okay fine, it's a little creepy.

inside text:
congratulations

a little creepy.
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new babies

outside text:
new babies are the best thing ever. i know because i was once a baby and everyone told me how great i was.

inside text:
congratulations

new babies.
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