wedding cards

wedding cards

from making babies to getting married to graduating, our quirky collection of congrats
cards makes applauding peoples successes that much more funner.

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old and fat

outside text:
i always knew you were going to find the perfect person to grow old and fat with.

inside text:
congratulations

old and fat.
$3.25

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jealous

outside text:
i'm 94% happy for you and only 6% totally insanely jealous.

inside text:
congratulations

jealous.
$3.25

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booze or smack

outside text:
i'm so glad you found happiness in another person and not other things like booze or smack.

inside text:
congratulations

booze or smack.
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eating ice cream alone

outside text:
i'm so happy you're getting married i'm not even jealous. except for at night when i'm in my closet eating ice cream. alone.

inside text:
congratulations

eating ice cream alone.
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huge mistake

outside text:
even if i thought you were making a huge mistake by getting married i wouldn't even tell you. that's how happy i am for you.

inside text:
congratulations

huge mistake.
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no idea how happy

outside text:
you have no idea how happy i am that you're getting married. and since i'm never going to tell you, you're literally never going to know.

inside text:
congratulations

no idea how happy.
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easy

outside text:
you must be so excited you're getting married and that you found true love. maybe if i wasn't so easy, i could get married too.

inside text:
congratulations

easy.
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we're not losers

outside text:
the second we heard you were getting married we leapt for joy and cried tears of happiness. just kidding, we're not losers.

inside text:
congratulations

we're not losers.
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a little creepy

outside text:
i'm so excited for you and not at all jealous. okay, i'm a little jealous but not in a creepy way. okay fine, it's a little creepy.

inside text:
congratulations

a little creepy.
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