card packs

card packs

when you love one particular card so much you want to marry it and have babies, check out these
convenient card packs. available for all holiday, thank you, friendship and you're welcome cards.

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you're welcome 6 pack

outside text:
you're welcome

inside text:
thank you for thanking me with your thank you card

you're welcome 6 pack.
$8.00

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perfect family 8 pack

outside text:
seasons greetings from my beautiful, talented, perfect family.

inside text:
happy holidays

perfect family 8 pack.
$14.00

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buns of steel 8 pack

outside text:
the holidays are great because you get to ask santa for anything. this year, i'm asking him for new gloves and buns of steel.

inside text:
happy holidays

buns of steel 8 pack.
$14.00

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ugly tree 8 pack

outside text:
finally, a holiday card that isn't a picture of someone's creepy family gathered around their ugly tree.

inside text:
happy holidays

ugly tree 8 pack.
$14.00

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big pink face 8 pack

outside text:
sometimes i wish santa was real so i could hold him down and fart all over his big pink face.

inside text:
happy holidays

big pink face 8 pack.
$14.00

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waste of time 8 pack

outside text:
i wish the tradition of sending out holiday cards would just go away already. i mean, this is just a ridiculous waste of time.

inside text:
happy holidays

waste of time 8 pack.
$14.00

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wonderful holiday 8 pack

outside text:
you're going to have a wonderful holiday full of love and laughter. and i'm going to be right outside your window, watching every second of it.

inside text:
happy holidays

wonderful holiday 8 pack.
$14.00

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while i have you 8 pack

outside text:
happy holidays to you and your family. and while i have you, happy new year, birthday, and anniversary.

inside text:
happy holidays

while i have you 8 pack.
$14.00

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enhiladas

outside text:
JOY HOPE PEACE ENCHILADAS

inside text:
happy holidays

enhiladas.
$14.00

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so screw you 8 pack

outside text:
just because we're taking the time to send you a holiday card doesn't mean we don't have anything better to do. because we do. so screw you.

inside text:
happy holidays

so screw you 8 pack.
$14.00

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white christmas
8 pack

outside text:
i hope we finally have a white christmas this year so everyone would just shut up about it already.

inside text:
happy holidays

white christmas
8 pack.

$14.00

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little child 8 pack

outside text:
i love how the holidays bring out the stupid, excited little child in you.

inside text:
happy holidays

little child 8 pack.
$14.00

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everest

outside text:
wishing you the warmest happiest brightest peacefullest holidayest everest.

inside text:
happy holidays

everest.
$14.00

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family
8 pack

outside text:
this probably isn't going to happen considering your family but we hope you have a wonderful, joyous holiday season.

inside text:
happy holidays

family
8 pack.

$14.00

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tis the season

outside text:
tis the season to start annoying the crap out of everyone by saying tis the season.

inside text:
happy holidays

tis the season.
$14.00

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hate your house
8 pack

outside text:
if i was santa i'd probably skip your house this year. not because you've been bad or anything. i just hate your house.

inside text:
happy holidays

hate your house
8 pack.

$14.00

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don't feel too special
8 pack

outside text:
out of everyone we know, we want you to have the happiest holiday ever. don't feel too special though, we gave this card to a lot of people.

inside text:
happy holidays

don't feel too special
8 pack.

$14.00

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i'll cut you
8 pack

outside text:
wishing you a very merry christmas from me and santa. and if you tell anyone i still believe in santa, i�ll cut you.

inside text:
happy holidays

i'll cut you
8 pack.

$14.00

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that's not true
8 pack

outside text:
nothing makes us happier than to watch people share in the holiday spirit. actually, that's not true.

inside text:
happy holidays

that's not true
8 pack.

$14.00

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trailer park
8 pack

outside text:
the last place i would ever want to spend the holidays is in a trailer park. not because i think they're gross but because i think the people are gross.

inside text:
happy holidays

trailer park
8 pack.

$14.00

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gingerbread men
8 pack

outside text:
a lot of people probably wouldn't eat gingerbread men if the gingerbread men yelped when you ate them.

inside text:
happy holidays

gingerbread men
8 pack.

$14.00

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prostitutes
8 pack

outside text:
snowflakes probably wouldn't be as lovely if they were shaped like prostitutes.

inside text:
happy holidays

prostitutes
8 pack.

$14.00

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yellow snow
8 pack

outside text:
maybe all that yellow snow is just snow drenched in butter.

inside text:
happy holidays

yellow snow
8 pack.

$14.00

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burnt off tongue skin
8 pack

outside text:
we hope your holidays are sweet and merry and you don't burn your tongue on a cup of hot cocoa and then choke to death on your burnt off tongue skin.

inside text:
happy holidays

burnt off tongue skin
8 pack.

$14.00

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one of my meatballs
8 pack

outside text:
it brings me such joy to see everyone sharing in the holiday spirit. just yesterday i almost gave a homeless man one of my meatballs.

inside text:
happy holidays

one of my meatballs
8 pack.

$14.00

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turkey and tarts
8 pack

outside text:
i love the holidays but also i hate them. i love eating turkey and tarts but i hate making myself throw them up afterwards.

inside text:
happy holidays
8 pack

turkey and tarts
8 pack.

$14.00

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second happiest
8 pack

outside text:
wishing you the happiest hanukkah ever. well, second happiest. i already promised the first happiest to someone else.

inside text:
happy hanukkah

second happiest
8 pack.

$14.00

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so stupid
8 pack

outside text:
i think it's so stupid that i'm giving you a card for thanksgiving. but i almost think you're even stupider for taking it.

inside text:
happy thanksgiving

so stupid
8 pack.

$14.00

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pilgrims
8 pack

outside text:
this thanksgiving we should be thankful for the pilgrims. i mean, they did a lot of stuff for us like invent stuff and find stuff.

inside text:
happy thanksgiving

pilgrims
8 pack.

$14.00

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hate halloween cards
8 pack

outside text:
more than anything i hate halloween cards. especially halloween cards with pictures of scary looking pumpkins on them.

inside text:
happy halloween

hate halloween cards
8 pack.

$14.00

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i'm busy 6 pack

outside text:
i can't tell you how thankful i am to you. i mean, i can but i can't right now. i'm busy.

inside text:
thank you

i'm busy 6 pack.
$10.00

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don't even know it
6 pack

outside text:
i'm so thankful to you you don't even know it. and even if you thought you knew it, you don't. so there.

inside text:
thank you

don't even know it
6 pack.

$10.00

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think i'm kidding
6 pack

outside text:
you have no idea how thankful i am to you. and if you think i'm kidding, well then, maybe i am.

inside text:
thank you

think i'm kidding
6 pack.

$10.00

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psychic
6 pack

outside text:
either you're psychic or you've been snooping through my things but the gift you got me was exactly what i wanted.

inside text:
thank you

psychic
6 pack.

$10.00

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kill list
6 pack

outside text:
i was so happy when i opened the gift you got me. so happy in fact that i even scratched you off my kill list.

inside text:
thank you

kill list
6 pack.

$10.00

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cheaping out on me
6 pack

outside text:
thank you so much for my lovely gift and for not cheaping out on me like some other people i know.

inside text:
thank you

cheaping out on me
6 pack.

$10.00

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perfect friendship
6 pack

outside text:
i love that we dont let things like the fact that im prettier or funnier get in the way of our perfect friendship.

inside text:
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perfect friendship
6 pack.

$10.00

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grow up to be famous
6 pack

outside text:
i'm so amazed we're still such great friends. i always thought i'd grow up to be famous and forget about all the little people, like you.

inside text:
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grow up to be famous
6 pack.

$10.00

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idiot scientist jerk
6 pack

outside text:
i'm so glad i'mfriends with youand not some idiot scientist jerk named sandra.

inside text:
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idiot scientist jerk
6 pack.

$10.00

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borrow your balm
6 pack

outside text:
the best part about having you as a friend is that i can borrow your lip balm and not worry about getting herpes.

inside text:
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borrow your balm
6 pack.

$10.00

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pee on myself
6 pack

outside text:
not that i do weird things like bleach my lip hair or pee on myself in the shower but if i did you're the only person i would tell.

inside text:
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pee on myself
6 pack.

$10.00

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cloned
6 pack

outside text:
you're such a good person, your parents should have cloned you. even if it was really dangerous and there was a chance you could die.

inside text:
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cloned
6 pack.

$10.00

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