valentine's day cards

valentine's day cards

spice up your valentine's day with our sexily worded, semi life threatening
selection of valentine's day cards. yeah baby, yeah.

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gone

outside text:
sorry all the good valentine's day cards were gone. this was all that was left.

inside text:
happy valentine's day

gone.
$3.25

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literally, i'll stab you

outside text:
it's valentine's day and i'm so happy we're together. but if you ever leave me i'll kill you. like, literally, i'll stab you.

inside text:
happy valentine's day

literally, i'll stab you.
$3.25

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little pieces of candy

outside text:
sometimes i think that instead of being a person, you should be cut up into little pieces of heart shaped candy. that's how sweet and tasty you are.

inside text:
happy valentine's
day

little pieces of candy.
$3.25

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even more than you

outside text:
before you, i used to hate valentine's day. but now that we're together, i love it more than anything. even more than you.

inside text:
happy valentine's
day

even more than you.
$3.25

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hot and heavy

outside text:
you're my valentine and i can't wait to get hot and heavy with you. i don't really know what that means but i think it means we have to neck.

inside text:
happy valentine's
day

hot and heavy.
$3.25

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giving you my heart

outside text:
as my valentine's day gift to you, i'm giving you my heart. as in my real heart. i've scheduled the operation for thursday.

inside text:
happy valentine's day

giving you my heart.
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