father's day cards

father's day cards

tell your old man just how much he means to you with these hilarious,
semi-heartfelt happy father's day cards.

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always be my superhero

outside text:
you might not be able to fly or shoot lasers out of your eyes and you would probably lose in a fight but to me, you'll always be my superhero.

inside text:
happy father's day

always be my superhero.
$2.25

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harder to find

outside text:
amazing dads like you are harder to find than whatever the hardest thing to find is.

inside text:
happy father's day

harder to find.
$2.25

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beat you up

outside text:
you're such a great dad i bet all the other dads can't stand you and want to beat you up.

inside text:
happy father's day

beat you up.
$2.25

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best dad in the world

outside text:
it's too bad there isn't a contest for best dad in the world. i'm not saying you'd win it but i'd get a kick out of watching you try.

inside text:
happy father's
day

best dad in the world.
$2.25

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if there's room

outside text:
dad i promise that when you get old and gross i won't put you in one of those smelly nursing homes. i'll let you come live with me. if there's room.

inside text:
happy father's
day

if there's room.
$2.25

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fishing

outside text:
even though you weren't the kind of dad to take me fishing, you showed me love in other ways. fishing would have been fun though.

inside text:
happy father's
day

fishing.
$2.25

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pear like body

outside text:
you're such a great dad i don't even care that i inherited your short, pear-like body features. well, actually i do but today's not the day to make you feel bad about it.

inside text:
happy father's
day

pear like body.
$2.25

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